Dear Affiliate Bitch

These are a few of the questions Affiliate Bitch has been receiving over the past week, and the answers;

1. Is HTML hard? How long is a piece of string? The basics are fairly simple but if you want to know more, buy a book I'm not your IT consultant.
2. How do I use a feed? Are you kidding? You want to make money but don’t understand feeds or deeplinks? Read a book, I'm not IT support.
3. Should I do content or PPC? Stop being so lazy and do them both.
4. Why haven’t I had any money yet? Have you actually put the work in to earning some money? Have you used the correct links so people know the referral cam from you? Have you even made any sales? Money doesn't grow on trees you know!
5. How do I become a super affiliate? Blood, Sweat and Tears, that should be obvious!
6. When will I start earning money? When you stop harassing me, get off your arse and do some work!
7. Why are my decline rates so high? Because you send rubbish traffic.
8. What website shall I buy? www.Stopannoyingtheaffiliatebitch.com or .co.uk
9. What shall I write about? Write about your pet dog that died when you were a baby. Write about anything that interests you, picking your nose, smelling your farts, as long as you can use it to make money!
10. What is a deeplink? Go away, go hide under a stone. Do not look back, leave now.