What Part Of The Clique Are You?

Affiliate marketing is like an American Highschool drama sometimes. Its a massive school filled with people ready to learn, to play a few games and to go home at the end of the day. There are certain areas of ‘school’ you will find a collective of Affiliates; Manchester, Bristol, London and all over the UK. We even have the Headmaster in the version of forum owner Matt Wood. So what part of the clique are you in? To help you decide here are Affiliate Bitches Clique Categories;

The School Bully

The person who is so threatened by others that they are mean to others. They pick on those smaller than them, they show off their wealth or status to make those below them feel worse and themselves feel better. They are greedy and stamp on whoever they can to get to the top. These people are deeply unhappy and you must feel sorry for them really.

The Cheerleaders

People with no real talent of their own, they cling on to the popular kids in the hope to raise their profile and hide their stupidity. These people are fake, and will tell you how great you are in public but be nasty and spiteful behind your back. Pretty to look at. Nothing inside.

The Jocks

The popular kids, the ones everyone admire. They work hard and in return get good results. There is often a leader of the pack, the top dog, the one you aspire to be. Whether this person is all they make out or appear to be is a decision to be made by you.

The Geeks

The uber-intelligent underdog who is criticised at every turn, the one people dislike for their odd behaviour, strange ways and barmy ideas. Yet these are the people who turn out to be the successful ones that everyone becomes jealous of. These are the people who inspire, the people who create, the people who stay in the shadows, not basking in the glory of their success.

The Joker

The loud ones who are good for a laugh when out and about, but have no substance. These are the ones who turn up to everything, invited or not. The make the party a good time but people are laughing at them, never with them.

The Cling-ons

These are the people who belive that with little or no work, they deserve to be part of the jocks. They follow people round like a dog on heat, compliments flowing out of their mouths. These people kiss ass like its a dying fashion. They don't realise people see straight through them. These people are irritants.

Which one are you? Let other people decide...